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Post by timd99 on Nov 19, 2009 1:43:28 GMT -5
All good to know. Riding home today, a lady was running her hazard flashers (RED) and didn't know it, flashing like a lit up strobe light. Windows down, wasted, beyond reading brail, drunk as hell, sweeping lanes. She almost ran into the car in front of her, among others. She was using the curbs as her personal 6 yr old bowling lanes with the bumpers up.
On a bike, I can see it a mile away, and avoid the 4pm soccer mom, that bitch is drunk as fuck.
Summary - avoid drunk moms, dog peni, and scorpion (and frozen) fish.
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Post by jimschmidt on Nov 19, 2009 11:06:39 GMT -5
Rules to live by...
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Post by john on Nov 19, 2009 12:13:56 GMT -5
Definitely stay away from my dog's penis. He's hung like a human.
He hasn't tried to hump me yet, but he'd probably scare me into letting him finish.
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Post by jimschmidt on Nov 19, 2009 20:10:02 GMT -5
;D I've been trying to figure out just how to capitalize on that setup...
Sooooo, would that be a random human? Or, say, you?
Anyone else wanna give it a go?
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