Post by john on Oct 21, 2009 2:09:54 GMT -5
In a dramatic reversal of his public views on global warming, Al Gore has announced he will stop campaigning for ecological awareness. "We're fucked, so what's the point?" said Gore from his mansion. When reached for comment, Gore said "I've been at this crap for a while and the situation just keeps getting worse. People just don't seem to believe me. Hell, I don't believe me half of the time" He further added "Michelle Bachman made a compelling point about Carbon Dioxide being a naturally occuring gas. It gave me pause and made me rethink the whole thing. Maybe Shimkus is right and God wants us to be fucked?"
Gore is now having a new coal burning toxic waste manufacturing plant installed on his premises. He also plans to strip mine the Grand Canyon and herding cattle not for beef production, but for flatulence.
Gore is now having a new coal burning toxic waste manufacturing plant installed on his premises. He also plans to strip mine the Grand Canyon and herding cattle not for beef production, but for flatulence.