Post by john on Oct 21, 2009 11:14:35 GMT -5
In a suprise 5 to 4 ruling, the United States Supreme Court ordered that the Uighurs, who are seeking refuge in the United States, must first compete and win on Dancing with the Stars.
Chief Justice Roberts wrote "The United States States is a beacon of freedom in the modern world. We accept people of all creeds, colors and type into our welcoming culture. That being said, freedom also requires hard work and sacrifice. Dancing with the Stars is the epitome of what that means to the average American today. We look forward to watching their struggles and triumphs."
In a dissenting opinion, Justice Sotomayor said 'What the fuck is wrong with you people?"
The Uighurs could not be reached for comment.
Chief Justice Roberts wrote "The United States States is a beacon of freedom in the modern world. We accept people of all creeds, colors and type into our welcoming culture. That being said, freedom also requires hard work and sacrifice. Dancing with the Stars is the epitome of what that means to the average American today. We look forward to watching their struggles and triumphs."
In a dissenting opinion, Justice Sotomayor said 'What the fuck is wrong with you people?"
The Uighurs could not be reached for comment.