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Post by john on Nov 23, 2009 0:57:58 GMT -5
My hypothetical friend is working-out, sweating, and hydrating, and eating and drinking a lot foods and liquids that help purge the system. He's going to put the test off until after T-Day weekend. He's still nervous, but feeling better about it. Tell your friend not to eat any bagels with poppy seeds.
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Post by rocky4948 on Nov 23, 2009 7:41:22 GMT -5
So... I have this hypothetical friend, who rarely (by that I mean maybe three times a year) smokes marijuana. He smoked two nights in a row for the first time in six months this past Monday and Tuesday. On Thursday he was notified that he was going to be hired permanently by his temp assignment and would need to pass a drug test. His employer would like him to take the test next week..... So.... how long does maryjane stay in your system if you're not a habitual user? What's a good way for him to flush his system? Can he pass the test without resorting to smuggling in someone else's piss? My hypothetical friend used something call Herbal Clean. Worked for my hypothetical friend
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Post by rocky4948 on Nov 23, 2009 9:52:59 GMT -5
Ohh, and I thought that stuff was for dirt twirlin' hippies Goose???
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Post by baldrick on Nov 23, 2009 14:07:01 GMT -5
Who says he ain't a dirt twirlin' hippie on occasion? We all do a little slumming sometimes... ;D
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Post by rocky4948 on Nov 23, 2009 14:09:29 GMT -5
Who says he ain't a dirt twirlin' hippie on occasion? We all do a little slumming sometimes... ;D He sounded like he didn't like that type from past topics we have had.
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Post by rhetorik on Nov 23, 2009 14:52:04 GMT -5
...weed's great.
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Post by fathawk on Nov 23, 2009 20:44:15 GMT -5
Hydrate well before the test, but not so much that you piss absolutely clear. This will come up on the test as a "dilute" result, which where I work is as good as a hot result. You must delay the test as much as humanly possible and sweat the fuck outta yourself before the test. This is the key, and don't piss absolutely clear!! Unless your trying to buy time, which a "dilute" result is not absolute, so they gotta test again, in a coupla days. Pre-employment might be diff though, a dilute might exclude you. Read the SOP if you can, might not have the luxury though. Print this and give it to your friend.
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Post by jimschmidt on Nov 23, 2009 21:23:16 GMT -5
You guys are really over the top about this. Here's the information from the testing service my wife uses: Cannabinoids Detection Time Light smoker or acute dosage 1-3 Days Moderate Use (4 times/week) 3-5 Days Heavy Smoker (daily) 10 Days Heavy, Chronic Use (5+ joints/day) 10-30+ Days Oral Ingestion 1-5 Days That info is from the employer handbook for this lab: www.redwoodtoxicology.com/
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Post by fathawk on Nov 23, 2009 21:28:43 GMT -5
You guys are really over the top about this. Here's the information from the testing service my wife uses: Cannabinoids Detection Time Light smoker or acute dosage 1-3 Days Moderate Use (4 times/week) 3-5 Days Heavy Smoker (daily) 10 Days Heavy, Chronic Use (5+ joints/day) 10-30+ Days Oral Ingestion 1-5 Days That info is from the employer handbook for this lab: www.redwoodtoxicology.com/This is an accepted industry standard and is the troof. But, why should the friend take the chance? Especially if it's a KICK ASS job? (Oh, and that standard is based on standard metabolism, some guiz just can't get rid of the shit!)
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Post by fathawk on Nov 23, 2009 21:30:15 GMT -5
And BTW, I don't smoke. But I do test people for it.
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Post by jimschmidt on Nov 23, 2009 21:38:37 GMT -5
I'm not saying take a chance. I'm saying don't panic. It's simply not necessary given a week's time.
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Post by bizarro on Dec 9, 2009 13:51:25 GMT -5
My hypothetical friend passed his test and will be an 'official' employee as of Monday.
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Post by rocky4948 on Dec 9, 2009 13:54:24 GMT -5
My hypothetical friend passed his test and will be an 'official' employee as of Monday. Good for you ohh I mean your friend. But really congratulations, I bet your feeling pretty happy!!
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Post by jeromeoneil on Dec 9, 2009 13:56:29 GMT -5
My hypothetical friend passed his test and will be an 'official' employee as of Monday. Well when are you getting a job, you deadbeat?!
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Post by bizarro on Dec 9, 2009 14:00:34 GMT -5
Snerk....
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