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Post by john on Oct 21, 2009 22:49:53 GMT -5
A giant furry beast is being sought for questioning in the kidnapping of a boy. The child, whom we will call Max, was forced to dress up in a bunny suit and "be king" as he called it. Inspectors think that is a code word the boy was taught for fondling. The boy is described as in a delusional state. He has been returned to his parents in time for a hot meal.
The creature is named Carol, is described as square headed and wide. Roughly 7 feet tall and 600 lbs. Has horns and a button nose.He is described as speaking like an overweight Italian from Brooklyn, who breathes heavily when saying B words.
If you have any idea where "Carol" may be, please call your local police department.
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