Rock and roll death baseball

[will]

Since we have been discussing zombies, this is a topic I have been working on for some time. It is a baseball team populated by dead rock and roll musicians who died in some spectacular/gruesome manner.

C - Richie Valens
1B - Jimi Hendrix
2B - Jackie Wilson
3B - Brian Jones
SS - Marvin Gaye
LF - Jim Morrison
CF - Buddy Holley
RF - Elvis Pressley

SP - John Lennon
SP - Randy Rhodes
RP - Kurt Cobain
Beanball Pitcher - Sid Vicious

There are plenty of others. Duane Allman belongs in here somewhere, for example.

Jerome, please keep Conky Zomberson contained and out of this thread.

[john]

You have to put G.G. Allin in there somewhere

[jesus]

Nov 13, 2010 23:52:42 GMT -5 john said:

You have to put G.G. Allin in there somewhere

He'd be the psycho stalker, the Robert DeNiro character in The Fan.

[john]

I would say he's a closer. He had a good arm.

Granted he used it to throw feces, but a good arm non the less.

[will]

Now, that's what I'm talking about. A spectacularly dead guy with special attributes who can improve the team. The bullpen just got better. I think Duane Allman would be part of the starting rotation, but I haven't decided yet. Mama Cass and Janis Joplin belong, too, and since the rock and roll dead guy baseball team is egalitarian, Mama Cass is the utility infielder, while Janis Joplin would make a fine way-outfielder.