Post by john on Oct 26, 2009 23:51:27 GMT -5
In what is being described as the literary find of the century, a new children's book written by Amanda McKittrick Ros has been found. This work is described as a stipped down version of her work. Being only 200 pages, it is also her shortest book to date.
Excerpts of the book have been leaked out and it definitely shows a different, more elemental side of the author. Here are a few examples:
"See spot run like a sinewy bolt of lightning shot from Zeus's cannons shimmering like silver beacons shone only in the globe like eyes of children who prattle on like frogs fighting for a lillypad that shone green as the Emerald Isles themselves."
"Jimmy tags jenny, in a manner not unlike a giant guffawing creature whose head is as spiky as stalagmites thrust up from a cave, not unlike the holes in the milkiest moon, like pools of pure light flowing into a river of chocolate-smooth dreams, would do"
The book is expected to be published next year, then summarily burned.
Excerpts of the book have been leaked out and it definitely shows a different, more elemental side of the author. Here are a few examples:
"See spot run like a sinewy bolt of lightning shot from Zeus's cannons shimmering like silver beacons shone only in the globe like eyes of children who prattle on like frogs fighting for a lillypad that shone green as the Emerald Isles themselves."
"Jimmy tags jenny, in a manner not unlike a giant guffawing creature whose head is as spiky as stalagmites thrust up from a cave, not unlike the holes in the milkiest moon, like pools of pure light flowing into a river of chocolate-smooth dreams, would do"
The book is expected to be published next year, then summarily burned.
